About Roast My Room

Roast My Room helps first-apartment dwellers, dorm decorators, and design-curious renters see their rooms with fresh eyes. Upload a photo and receive a candid comedic roast that explains what is not working—without making the person behind the room the punchline.

The laugh is only the beginning. Our goal is to turn honest feedback into a realistic redesign of the same space, supported by a curated shopping edit that replaces endless browsing with clear next steps.

We believe better interiors should not require a private designer, an unlimited budget, or flawless taste on day one. Sometimes they simply require a useful second opinion and permission to move the lamp.